the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
them: oh are u excited for that new marvel movie?
when the nudes exceed your expectations
JESSE, JESSE PICK UP THE PHONE
Walter White in any given episode (via rodartequayle)
My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”
Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you’ll see me doing the worm on the runway
bae: come over ;)
me: i cant im in music class
bae: im horny…
(at red wedding) (rains of castamere starts playing)