i’ve got the horrible feeling i’m going to have to kill you. i thought you might appreciate a drink first. i know i would.
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© versacesquad
@simplefoetus
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Straight white boy problem #690

versacesquad:

Tfw she say “brb shower” and you have to control the urge to say “can I join lol”

20th, Monday
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@simplefoetus
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magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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20th, Monday
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trashnojutsu:

i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami

Files: #tanja #hannah
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grassfire:

poorlittlecousin:

am i the only person here who reads tea and drinks books

round up the posse, boys, we found us a NERD

Files: #hannah
20th, Monday
11 hours ago
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@ugly
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bowielegged:

boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans

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19th, Sunday
2 days ago
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@ugly
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iroh:

mp3s that have like 30 seconds of silence at the end of the song

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19th, Sunday
2 days ago
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@ugly
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iroh:

mp3s that have like 30 seconds of silence at the end of the song

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@ugly
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16th, Thursday
4 days ago
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© xxxl0veleenxxx
@nerdywho
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“HAKUNA MA’VODKA”
— it means no memories, for the rest of the night (via regenapplaus)
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k-k-kyouhei:

when ur the only one who saw a post before it got deleted

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16th, Thursday
5 days ago
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fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

Files:
BOLD WHAT APPLIES 2 U

fyeahsurveys:

  • I am a male.
  • I am a girl.
  • I am shorter than 5’4.
  • I have many scars.
  • I tan easily.
  • I wish my hair was a different color.
  • I have a tattoo.
  • I want a tattoo. 
  • I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. 
  • I have more than 2 piercings. 
  • I have a piercing in a place other than my ears.
  • I have freckles.
  • I’ve sworn at my parents.
  • I’ve run away from home.
  • I’ve been kicked out of the house. 
  • I have a sibling less than one year old.
  • I want to have kids someday.
  • I’ve lost a child.
  • I have a job.
  • I’ve fallen asleep at work/school.
  • I always do/did my homework. 
  • I’ve missed a week or more of school.
  • I failed more than 1 class last year.
  • I’ve stolen something from my job. 
  • I’ve slipped out an “lol” in a spoken conversation.
  • Disney movies still make me cry.
  • I’ve peed from laughing. 
  • I’ve snorted while laughing.
  • I’ve cried from laughing so hard.
  • I’ve glued my hand to something.
  • I’ve had my pants rip in public.
  • I was born with a disease/impairment.
  • I’ve broken a bone.
  • I’ve gotten stitches/staples.
  • I’ve had my tonsils removed.
  • I’ve sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
  • I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed. 
  • I had a serious surgery. 
  • I’ve had chicken pox. 
  • I’ve had measles.
  • I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
  • I’ve been on a plane.
  • I’ve been to Canada. 
  • I’ve been to Mexico. 
  • I’ve been to Niagra Falls.
  • I’ve been to Japan.
  • I’ve been to Africa.
  • I’ve been to Hawaii.
  • I’ve gotten lost in my city.
  • I’ve seen a shooting star.
  • I’ve wished on a shooting star.
  • I’ve seen a meteor shower.
  • I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. 
  • I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
  • I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
  • I’ve been to a casino.
  • I’ve been skydiving.
  • I’ve gone skinny dipping. 
  • I’ve played spin the bottle.                                       
  • I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
  • I’ve crashed a car.
  • I’ve been skiing.
  • I’ve been in a play.
  • I’ve met someone in person from Facebook.
  • I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
  • I’ve seen the Northern lights.
  • I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
  • I’ve played chicken.
  • I’ve played a prank on someone.
  • I’ve ridden in a taxi.
  • I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show.
  • I’ve eaten sushi.
  • I’ve been snowboarding.
  • I’m single forever.
  • I’m in a “it’s complicated” relationship.
  • I’m in a relationship. 
  • I’m engaged.
  • I’m married.
  • I’ve gone on a blind date.
  • I’ve been the dumped more than the dumper.
  • I miss someone right now.
  • I have a fear of abandonment.
  • I’ve gotten divorced.
  • I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
  • I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
  • I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
  • I’ve kept something from a past relationship.
  • I’ve had a crush on a teacher. 
  • I’ve been kissed in the rain.
  • I’ve hugged a stranger.
  • I have kissed a stranger.
  • I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
  • I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
  • I’ve snuck out of my house.
  • I have lied to my parents about where I am.
  • I am keeping a secret from the world.
  • I’ve cheated while playing a game. 
  • I’ve cheated on a test. 
  • I’ve ran a red light.
  • I’ve been suspended from school.
  • I’ve witnessed a crime.
  • I’ve been in a fist fight.
  • I’ve been arrested. 
  • I’ve passed out from drinking.
  • I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
  • I’ve smoked.
  • I’ve smoked weed. 
  • I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
  • I’ve inhaled Nitrous.
  • I’ve done hard drugs.
  • I have cough drops when I’m not sick.
  • I can take 3 pills at a time with no problem. 
  • I have been diagnosed with depression.
  • I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorders.
  • I’ve taken an anti-depressant.
  • I have been anorexic or bulimic
  • I’ve slept an entire day without needing to go pee.
  • I’ve hurt myself on purpose.
  • I’ve woken up crying.
  • I’m afraid of dying.
  • I hate funerals.
  • I’ve seen someone dying.
  • Someone close to me has committed suicide.
  • I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
  • I own over 5 rap CDs.
  • I own an iPod or an MP3 player.
  • I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. 
  • I have an unhealthy obsession with a celebrity.
  • I own something from Hot Topic.
  • I own something from Pac Sun.
  • I collect comic books.

wednesdayxaddams:

Cute girl seeks someone with a huge bathtub. No touching or talking, but you can supply me with Lush products and sit in your house quietly while I take baths. Serious inquiries only.

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