i’ve got the horrible feeling i’m going to have to kill you. i thought you might appreciate a drink first. i know i would.
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1st, Wednesday
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@cramp
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shessoluckyshesastar:

it’s never too early to introduce your children to religion 

Files: #marianna
29th, Monday
1 day ago
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© catfrend
@pixelpromise
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Files: #marianna
29th, Monday
1 day ago
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© 2cc48a
@funnytextposts
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xizv:

*does drugs but won’t eat white bread*

Files: #holly #me

theofficialariel:

All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. 

darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

Files: #holly

eribyss:

stop him

Files: #holly
26th, Friday
4 days ago
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© hervacationh0me
@ugly
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26th, Friday
4 days ago
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© forever90s
@percychekov
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Files: #sean
26th, Friday
5 days ago
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© billy-pilgrims
@ugly
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billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

26th, Friday
5 days ago
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© biclaras
@claraoswxlds
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Files: #12
26th, Friday
5 days ago
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© boytoynamedtroy
@ugly
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me as a parent

boytoynamedtroy:

my kid: whats for dinner

me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *does split on the kitchen table*

Files: #omfg mE #ME

clinttbarton:

lvegotadarkalley:

i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy

Files: #tanja

"we’ve fucking time travelled, yes?"

Files: #beautiful
25th, Thursday
5 days ago
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iwillmindfuckyou:

frigginflamingfawkes:

image

this is literally the greatest audio post that has been posted on this stupid website

25th, Thursday
5 days ago
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© hbunot
@pixelpromise
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hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you